wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub, via simple-beautyx)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via stand)

badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

(via refreshes)

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via gnarly)

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

(via gnarly)

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

(Source: crawfords-slut, via imreallycoolandfriendly)

rage-comics-base:

Never Understood The Pillow Appealhttp://rage-comics-base.tumblr.com

rage-comics-base:

Never Understood The Pillow Appeal
http://rage-comics-base.tumblr.com

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via common0courtesy)

xerneas:

thebootydiaries:

when boys have bleu eyes <3

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This is so fucking stupid I can’t…..

(via common0courtesy)

fanoftheworldofthemouse:

"Everything the light touches is our kingdom" by acciobrandon on Flickr.

fanoftheworldofthemouse:

"Everything the light touches is our kingdom" by acciobrandon on Flickr.

(via andrew-jason)