princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(via timelordbadboy)

foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

(Source: foxdear, via hi)

notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

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(via circumcising)

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

(Source: mishasteaparty, via consulting-doctor-in-the-impala)

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via timelordbadboy)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via relahvant)

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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(via hi)

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via loonygleek)

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via 7-evil-exes)

rage-comics-base:

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