Peter Jason Quill. He’s also known as Star-Lord. Who calls him that? Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud.

(Source: jenniferslawrence, via common0courtesy)

apricitysmoak:

Emma’s going to be like 

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foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via refreshes)

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

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mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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(Source: buttlass, via refreshes)

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

apocalypse-averted:

mrswincestiel:

casadelnovak:

peeing while on ur period more like

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I’m sorry but I fucking died.

So does everyone on this show

i’m done with this fandom

(via consulting-doctor-in-the-impala)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via refreshes)

nipplin:

when the new kid is hot

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renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

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